Lessons that we've learned before

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

The intimacy of the “almost touch” is often times more powerful than the touch itself.
Bossman  (via goghst)

siriusblaack:

Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles…

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with…

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

smpitrnal:

the size of my thighs makes me so sad

harrystylesdildo:

my anaconda don’t

harrystylesdildo:

my anaconda don’t

gallifreyssmelody:

Sterek AU: Derek tries to keep Stiles out of danger but Stiles refuses in worry over Derek. 

"Stiles-"

"No, I made my decision! I’m coming with you, Derek," he said firlmy and Derek sighed. "I’m not some helpless moron that needs rescuing all the time!"

"I never said that you were."

"Then stop leaving me behind or keeping me out of everything!"

"I’m not losing you Stiles!"

"Well, neither am I!" he yelled as their voices echoed in the suddenly quiet room. The pair held each other’s gaze while their friends watched in shock at the sudden shouts of declarations.

atlathghpcm:

thrillingtales:

#studentloans

THAT TAG.

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

twinking:

blowjobs makes your day but anal makes your hole weak

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

intoasylum:

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the vampire diaries | text posts

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ