the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
jackson kills everyone in the police station
jackson whittegore
jackson is so tired he falls asleep
jackson whittesnore
jackson turns to a life of prostitution
jackson whittewhore
jackson plays lacrosse
jackson whittescore
jackson becomes a wizard
jackson whittedore
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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| — | Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no) |
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
